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We Make Lunch with Vince’s Slap Chop and You Can Watch

If you saw our Slap Chop Unboxing post, you know we previously received our Slap Chop and unpacked it for use. We thought it might be fun to put it to the test by preparing a simple three-course luncheon with the aid of Vince Offer’s magic chopper. Vince promises us the Slap Chop will endow us with an exciting life. So how did it perform?

We’re happy to say that the Slap Chop performs pretty much as advertised. You push down on the plunger and foods get chopped. The blade is sharp. While it’s not by any means a precision instrument, the Slap Chop seems plenty sturdy and its butterfly hinge makes it easy to clean. Our major mistake was not re-watching the commercial before we started. Perhaps with some study we could have replicated Vince’s trick of removing onion and garlic skins in one piece. We do think it’s possible to accomplish this feat outside of the TV studio, so we’ll try again next time we chop. Bet Vince didn’t get it on the first try.

We always aim to prepare tasty and healthy meals. Ours is not the home of the boring tuna. So our lives may not be radically transformed due to this kitchen gadget, but we’re pleased to report that the Slap Chop did its job admirably. And we thoroughly enjoyed the gastronomic results. On today’s menu: Tuna salad sandwiches on focaccia, using quality Italian canned tuna in olive oil, homemade salsa with organic multi-grain chips, and vanilla yogurt topped with nuts, berries and dark chocolate. Yes, it was delicious.

Slap Chop Debut! New Product from Vince Offer, the ShamWow Guy

Slap Chop Unboxing

Slap Chop Unboxing

Why should unboxing be just for computers and gadgets? If you thought that the Slap Chop commercial was just performance art, you need to know that the latest product from Vince Offer (the ShamWow guy) is very, very real. We ordered ours back in December on the first day we saw it advertised. It arrived about a month later. Now it’s well past the ides of March and we’re just now posting the pix here. This is a direct result of personal lameness. We didn’t want to post the photos until we chose and installed a WordPress photo gallery plugin. This meant we really should upgrade WordPress to the latest version, but we have been too busy/lazy to do so. Until today.

We did make a meal recently where every course was prepared with the Slap Chop, and of course we documented the process with photos. Look for that gallery soon.

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Billy Mays to Vince Offer: “I’m Coming After You!”

Animation courtest of DNfromMN
Animation courtest of DNfromMN

Your normally reliable Savvy Shopper has let you down. While we’ve been busy with frivolous activities like trying to make a living, we missed the news of a in-person confrontation between Billy Mays and Vince Offer in a luxury suite during the recent Super Bowl. Apparently Billy is still mad about Vince creating a knock-off of Zorbeez. We’re sure it made Billy especially mad when Vince’s ShamWow was named the greatest As Seen On TV product of all time.

On February 10, Billy went on Adam Carolla’s radio show (listen below) and talked some serious trash, calling the Slap Chop a Crap Chop. While telling Adam that “I’m a lover, not a fighter,” Billy has challenged Vince to a “pitch-off,” anytime, anywhere. We can’t wait to see what happens next. Will Vince make Billy love his nuts?

CNBC Interviews Vince Offer and he is not the next Billy Mays

Vince Offer
Vince Offer

Vince Offer (real name Offer Shlomi) has been pretty media-shy lately, but he did agree to an interview yesterday with CNBC, whose viewers deemed ShamWow the best As Seen On TV product of all-time.

Lots of interesting tidbits here, but it really caught our attention when Vince was asked if he’s the next Billy Mays.

“I don’t want to be. I’m in the film business, this is not my career.”

So we guess that ShamWow and Slap Chop profits are going to be funding The Underground Comedy Movie 2. At least Vince can’t sue Anna Nicole Smith this time around.

Slap Chop As Seen on TV

Vince says, Dont have a boring tuna.
Vince says, “Don’t have a boring tuna.”

So far we’ve only seen the Slap Chop commercial on the web. But a semi-literate blogger just saw it on TV, so it is out there. If you see it, please post a comment and tell us the channel and time. Also, we’d love to know if the “You’re gonna love my nuts!” line made it into the TV-ready version of the spot.

I am confused when the poster states they don’t know where to buy the Slap Chop online. Did they think about trying

New Product Tuesday with Sop N Mop

Sop N Mop Comparison ChartFirst rule of As Seen On TV product marketing: Whenever a product is wildly successful, copycats will follow. Zorbeez sold pretty well, then ShamWow was the hit product of 2008. Now, Sop N Mop arrives. Sop N Mop doesn’t have a flashy pitchman like Billy Mays or Vince Offer. The production values of the commercial spot are decidedly cheesier. But it does come from Germany, where they always make good stuff. Plus, you get 12 cloths for the same price.

Billy Mays Disses Vince Offer, Calls Him a One-Hit Wonder

Pitchman Billy Mays is a native of McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania and he’s back in the Pittsburgh area this week visiting family. The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review took this opportunity to interview their homeboy in today’s edition. Not too much new here, but there were a few nuggets of interesting info.

Billy does dye his trademark beard to hide the gray, as the natural salt-and-pepper appearance “looks kind of weird on television.” His Discovery channel show, “Pitchman: Gadgets to Glory,” will premiere in the spring.

Now, for the kicker, when asked about Vince Offer of ShamWow fame, Billy opines: “Please. He’s a one-hit wonder. He took a shot at the title but can’t compete.” If Billy thinks Vince can’t repeat his success, we guess hasn’t seen Slap Chop yet. Can’t wait to see if Vince responds. Let the pitchman smackdown begin!

Slap Chop Debut! New Product from Vince Offer, the ShamWow Guy

We’re hopping up and down with excitement over Slap Chop, the new product from Vince Offer, the ShamWow guy. More as we know it, but for now, watch the commercial!

As Vince says, “You’re going to love my nuts!” Still, Billy Mays disses Vince and claims he doesn’t sense a threat to his reign as King of the Pitchmen. Visit our Slap Chop page.

We received our Slap Chop! See the unboxing, and watch as we prepare lunch with the Slap Chop.