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New Product Tuesday with Kymaro Bust Up Cups

Kymaro Bust Up Cups. I call them falsies.Kymaro Bust Up Cups are a new and improved version of what used to be known as falsies, pads inserted in a brassiere to create the appearance of larger breasts. I guess times have changed, because the first page of Google results for “falsies” mainly consists of links for Maybelline’s The Falsies mascara. There’s also a band of the same name.

Whatever you call them, Kymaro Bust Up Cups promise to instantly lift and add one or two cup sizes to your bustline, plus they’re breathable, lightweight, waterproof for swimming, and reusable. And ladies, just remember that stuffing a Bust Up Cup inside your bra is a lot cheaper than paying a plastic surgeon to stuff a saline bag inside your boob. Plus, much easier to remove or replace. No scalpel required.

Spring will soon be busting out all over, and you can too with a little help from Kymaro.

New Product Tuesday with Kymaro Curve Control Jeans

Decades ago, women squeezed into Playtex girdles to maintain a slim silhouette (I can’t believe you can still buy I Can’t Believe It’s a Girdle). Later, control-top pantyhose were the undergarment of choice for hiding figure faults. Today, who needs underwear? Kymaro has engineered figure control right into its Curve Control Jeans. So if you don’t like how the junk in your trunk has settled over the years, give your bod a temporary tune-up with these butt-lifting dungarees. These magic jeans also flatten your stomach and slim your thighs. Underwear optional.

Kymaro Curve Control Jeans