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New Product Tuesday: ‘Wow Cup’—Magical New Sipper!

Like a magic trick and drinking vessel in one!

For this New Product Tuesday, we bring you the Wow Cup—which is basically a magic trick and drinking vessel in one! Judging from the video, which features a De La Soul-style rave-up and excited kids—who at one point are seen actually flying through outer space—this is one crazy drinking cup. What makes it so crazy? The craziness lies in its magic-like design that prevents your beverage from leaking out, no matter what kind of crazy shenanigans you get up to. The Wow Cup is also dishwasher safe, BPA-free and virtually indestructible—and it comes in four colors!

Get 2 Wow Cups for the price of 1 (plus S&H) with this As Seen on TV offer if you order now!

Wow Cup magically seals itself.

Drink your fill. When you’re done, Wow Cup automatically seals itself. The secret is Wow Cup’s auto sealing technology that allow liquid to flow only when you drink. Once you stop, it forms a water tight seal, guaranteed.

Spill-defying shenanigans possible while using Wow Cup include (but are not limited to):

  • Cartwheels!
  • Somersaults!
  • Water skiing!
  • Waterfall diving!
  • Trampoline flips!
  • Trips and falls!
  • Pratfalls!
  • Reckless driving!
  • Space flight!

Wow Cup Flying

(The Wow Cup is not guaranteed to let you fly in space.)

Meth Cook Arrested in ‘Breaking Bad’ Shirt

meth breaking bad shirt
Meth cook arrested in ‘Breaking Bad’ shirt.

Life imitated award-winning television when Chicago police arrested Daniel Kowalski, whose mugshot shows the 21-year-old in a Breaking Bad-related shirt. Police were acting on an anonymous tip when they allegedly found a methamphetamine lab in his home. The shirt, of course, features the logo of the fictional Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant from the hit TV series starring Bryan Cranston. You can get your own Los Pollos Hermanos shirt here. But don’t get carried away with it. It’s just a show.

(Mugshot courtesy Cook County Sheriff’s Office)

Infomercial GIFs Expose Terror of Everyday Life

infomercial gifs
Everyday life is fraught with peril at every turn!

In the infomercial universe, horrors lurk around every corner!

The cold, hard reality of everyday life, the dark underbelly just beneath the surface of the mundane, the lurking horrors that await us at every turn of our workaday lives, are exposed by the brilliant actors in this series of infomercial GIFs.

Infomercials are a public service announcement warning us of what’s about to leap out at us from behind that closed kitchen cupboard, the nasty spill that’s going to destroy everything you’ve worked so tirelessly for your entire miserable little life, the countless hidden household dangers that threaten to embarrass, to maim, to force you to jump out a plate-glass window—on fire!

The horror of exploding tacos!

exploding taco
Among our favorites of these infomercial GIFs is the woman with the exploding taco. The horror! The terrorists have clearly won.

Never attempt to pour a beverage!

But wait, there’s more! A big lesson of infomercials is that you should never, ever attempt to pour a beverage without using some kind of As Seen on TV device.

God did not intend for iron to go in dryer.

throwing iron in dryer

If you’re this stupid, no product  can help you. Everyone knows this won’t work unless the iron is still plugged in.

A word on containers and depth perception

container overflowing with food

In the infomercial universe, people are dumb and have terrible eyesight and depth perception. Witness the hands attempting to place a lid on a container overflowing with food. Will it work? Well, no—you’re going to wind up with a gigantic, soul-killing counter mess. Surely there’s a product that will come to your rescue.

View the complete series at imgur.com.

New Product Tuesday with Glow Grip

Glow Grip glow-in-the-dark adhesive traction stripsThere is a commonly held belief among direct marketers that prevention doesn’t sell. Most DRTV industry professionals maintain a successful As Seen on TV product needs to solve a problem the consumer is already experiencing, not protect against a problem that might occur in the future.

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