When you’re shopping for comfortable bras, are more always better? First, the Ahh Bra hit the infomercial airwaves promising breakthrough comfort and support due to its stretchy body form technology and strapless, wireless and hookless design. The Ahh Bra is offered in sets of three for one low price. Women found this pitch convincing, and hundreds of thousands of Ahh Bras have been sold.
Whenever an As Seen on TV product is successful, copycats are likely to follow. Next came the Genie Bra, very similar in design to the Ahh Bra, but offering more bras for the same price. Buy three and get three more free– six Genie Bras for the prices of three Ahh Bras.
As Seen on TV marketers are always looking for new products that solve everyday problems. Sometimes, they have to invent the problem, then convince you to buy a product to solve it. Today’s new product is a perfect example. Does the dirt, grit and grime that collect on your car’s floor mat noticeably scuff the heel of your shoe? It does? Then you may be a prospect for the Heel Dock, a small carpeted square designed to protect the heel of your shoe from that nasty mat, and protect the mat from your nasty shoe. Heel scuffing is an almost plausible problem, but do you really need to protect your car’s floor mat?
Almost every car and SUV has floor mats to protect the carpeting, because floor mats can be removed for cleaning and even replaced if they wear out. Now we’re being asked to buy the Heel Dock to protect the protective mat. But what protects the Heel Dock? A Heel Dock mat?
Maybe I just don’t get it. Perhaps, ever since you became a licensed driver, you’ve suffered the agony of scuffed heels and worn mats. You’ve been waiting and watching for a product like this. Today’s your lucky day. Your wait is over.
Ladies, if you’ve ever seen the commercial for Cami Secret, or its NSFW parody dub Boob Apron, you know that most men are leering lechers out to catch a glimpse of your cleavage. Or as so poetically put by Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, your lovely lady lumps. That’s why ShowStoppers Designer Double-Stick Fashion Tape might just be the product you’ve been looking for.
Your Savvy Shopper doesn’t have a lot to say about this week’s product. Secret Styler pinches, buckles and ties up your clothes in various configurations. The claimed benefits are looking thinner and sexier in seconds, as well as eliminating the need to buy more clothing by creating multiple new looks from each garment in your wardrobe. Watch the commercial and see what you think. Secret Styler may be just the product you’e been waiting for.
Ladies, let’s face it. Sometimes you feel tired and/or lazy, and you stoop to running your daily errands attired in comfy sweat pants. Does it make you feel like a slob? It should, because everyone really is looking at you and thinking, “She’s a total slob.” Today’s new product was tailor-made for women like you who always like to appear smartly attired. Pajama Jeans look just like stylish designer boot-cut jeans, but they feel and stretch just like your favorite PJ’s or sweats.
The response to Joan Rivers’ Right to Bare Legs has been nothing short of amazing. In just a week, this revolutionary leg makeup has become the hottest product on As Seen On TV Video. I guess women everywhere want to feel sexy and confident showing off their legs this summer in shorts, dresses, skirts, bathing suits, culottes, skorts, or nothing at all. They want to easily and inexpensively achieve the smooth, sexy, airbrushed look they see on celebrities and supermodels, without spending big bucks at spas or salons. They want to flawlessly cover bruises, spider veins, even tattoos. Plus, they trust that Joan Rivers would not endorse a beauty product unless it really worked as described.
Ladies, how many times have you tried to have a meaningful conversation with a co-worker, only to notice him noticing your neckline? Seriously annoying, right? But now you can wear just what you need to go straight from the office to a night on the town – just pop in Cami Secret and dial in the desired amount of cleavage! Made from washable, breathable material with a sexy lace border so you can choose your level of allure.
In between her numerous cosmetic surgeries and hosting “How’d You Get $o Rich”, Joan Rivers has found time to promote her new “Right to Bare Legs” (for those of you not hip to the Second Amendment, this is a play on the Constitutional phrase “right to keep and bear arms”). The cover-up leg makeup claims to conceal spider veins, birthmarks, sunspots, birthmarks and even ill-considered tattoos – or maybe just give you a little tan without sun damage. The question is, did the manufacturers choose Joan to be spokesperson because of her big, brash humor, or did they figure that at her age (77), she had the spider veins to effectively demo the product? Still, after Lancôme infamously fired Isabella Rossellini for being “too old” at the age of 43, you can’t help but say Go, Joan!