Top 10 Annoying Sounds I’d Turn Off with BarkOff

Bark OffA trip downtown on the bus today got me thinking about BarkOff and how I so wish I could use it on other annoying noises… like the guy who plopped down in the seat next to me, whipped out his cell phone, then proceeded to give some friend a play-by-play of the entire bus ride. I spent the rest of the trip composing a “Top 10 Annoying Noises List”:

  1. Hum of fluorescent lights.
  2. Crazy Frog ringtone at table next to mine in restaurant.
  3. Dentist drill, even if it’s being used on someone else.
  4. Snoring spouse, when I can’t get to sleep.
  5. Nickelback, anytime.
  6. All Ford commercials with Toby Keith.
  7. Car alarm, just as I’m drifting off to sleep.
  8. Gas-powered leaf blowers at 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning.
  9. Driving to the lake with two Styrofoam coolers rubbing together, just out of reach.
  10. Toe-nail clipping in the next cubicle at work.

Wouldn’t it be great to tell the world to STFU, occasionally?
What would YOU like to do with BarkOff?

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