My car has a blind spot where I cannot see
The autos and trucks in the lane next to me
I start to move over, I think the way’s clear
But is that the sound of honking I hear?
Now in my rear view I suddenly see
A quite angry driver in a red SUV
He flips me the bird while he froths at the mouth
Because I didn’t see him and so cut him off
His face is quite red, I’m afraid he’ll explode
Consumed as he is with his rage of the road
I must solve this problem for once and for all
So the Total View Mirror on my car I’ll install
The concave design ensures I’ll always see
Each Mini, each semi, each red SUV.