New Product Tuesday with ShowStoppers Fashion Tape

ShowStoppers Designer Fashion TapeLadies, if you’ve ever seen the commercial for Cami Secret, or its NSFW parody dub Boob Apron, you know that most men are leering lechers out to catch a glimpse of your cleavage. Or as so poetically put by Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, your lovely lady lumps. That’s why ShowStoppers Designer Double-Stick Fashion Tape might just be the product you’ve been looking for.

ShowStoppers’ mission statement is to “Stop the peep show and keep your fashion fastened,” thus disappointing men everywhere who have nothing else to live for than a brief glance of boobage. Just think, if ShowStoppers had been available in 2004, it might have prevented the most infamous wardrobe malfunction in recent mammary, I mean memory.

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