Archive for the ‘New Products’ Category
February 7, 2012 – 10:29 am by Savvy Shopper
Low-rise, tight-fitting jeans have been the fashion standard for some time now. Wearers of high-waisted, loose-fitting dungarees are frequently ridiculed in the media for sporting “mom jeans,” a dreadful fashion faux pas for teen stars and presidential candidates alike.
One problem with low-rise jeans is their tendency to reveal more than you may want others to see. If you’re not as svelte as a runway model, you might prefer to not show everyone your muffin top or granny panties every time you bend forward more than a few degrees.
Today’s new product offers an inventive solution to this fashion dilemma. Trendy Top is a faux partial t-shirt tube you wear around your hips to keep your midsection covered when your top slides up or your jeans slide down. I came up with several taglines for Trendy Top, including:
- The dickie for your hips
- The tube top for your butt
- The Butt-ker-chief
The Trendy Top folks rejected all of these, preferring to label it “The top that’s not.” Whatever you call it, you get four Trendy Tops in black, white, beige and gray, plus free Style Snaps too, all for $10 plus shipping. Here’s where to order Trendy Top.
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January 31, 2012 – 10:40 am by Savvy Shopper
We Americans have a lot of stuff. So much stuff that we can’t use it all at once. So much stuff that we don’t have enough space to store the stuff we’re not currently using (and may never use again). Many of us rent (and later abandon) self-storage units. Another solution to the more stuff than space dilemma is to take the squishable stuff like clothes and bedding and make it smaller. That’s what Space Bags have been doing for years. Open the bag, put in your stuff, seal it up and vacuum out the air. Wow. Your stuff is now smaller.
Today we introduce the new Space Bag Tote. It’s airtight, waterproof and vacuum-sealed (just like a regular Space Bag) but in a stackable form factor that holds four times as much as a plastic storage bin. This exclusive TV offer, which is not available in stores, combines a Space Bag Tote plus 2 each medium and large flat Space Bags for only $19.95 plus S&H.
So if you can’t bear to get rid of any of your stuff, Space Bags could be your perfect solution. Here’s where to order.
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January 24, 2012 – 10:04 am by Savvy Shopper
Ladies, how is that New Year’s resolution working out for you? Has your ambitious diet and exercise program melted off the flab? Are your arms, thighs, tush and tummy all tightened and toned? No? Have you even really started? Get your hand out of the cookie jar and start working out with the top fitness trainers in the USA. The new Top Trainers DVD Fitness Program is designed for busy women like you. If you’re ready for a change, have as little as six minutes to workout, and would like to see visible results in just one week, Top Trainers is your ticket to thin and sexy. Top Trainers uses the Blend Method, combining cardio, yoga, kickboxing, Latin dance and more to vary your workout routine and avoid boredom and plateaus. In addition to the 10 DVDs, you get a fitness guide, wall calendar, one month free subscription to eDiets.com, resistance band and bonus weight loss DVD. If you’re ready for a change and you want fast results, start working out with the Top Trainers. Order today and you get free shipping too.
Posted in DVD, Fitness, New Products, Video, Weight Loss | 1 Comment »
January 17, 2012 – 10:30 am by Savvy Shopper
Kymaro Bust Up Cups are a new and improved version of what used to be known as falsies, pads inserted in a brassiere to create the appearance of larger breasts. I guess times have changed, because the first page of Google results for “falsies” mainly consists of links for Maybelline’s The Falsies mascara. There’s also a band of the same name.
Whatever you call them, Kymaro Bust Up Cups promise to instantly lift and add one or two cup sizes to your bustline, plus they’re breathable, lightweight, waterproof for swimming, and reusable. And ladies, just remember that stuffing a Bust Up Cup inside your bra is a lot cheaper than paying a plastic surgeon to stuff a saline bag inside your boob. Plus, much easier to remove or replace. No scalpel required.
Spring will soon be busting out all over, and you can too with a little help from Kymaro. Here’s where to order Bust Up Cups.
Posted in Beauty, Figure Enhancement, New Products, Video | 1 Comment »
January 10, 2012 – 10:33 am by Savvy Shopper
After the amazing success of ShamWow and Slap Chop, pitchmen and filmmaker Vince Offer suffered a setback after his February 2009 arrest in Florida for an altercation with a prostitute. Although he’s since made parody commercials like this 2010 spot for Eminem’s Recovery CD, we’ve been waiting over three years for a new As Seen on TV product and commercial from Vince.
Now he’s back with the Schticky, a reusable lint roller and general picker-upper that comes in multiple sizes. Since Vince is the master of schtick, this is a sublimely appropriate product name. In addition to sight gags and double entendres, Vince has added a Grouchoesque creeping crouch to his short-form repertoire. We see the Schticky pick up lint, pet hair, breakfast cereal, cat litter and pennies in this new spot, but it begs the question: Can the Schticky pick up hookers? Here’s where to order.
Posted in Cleaning, New Products, Vince Offer | 1 Comment »
January 3, 2012 – 10:27 am by Savvy Shopper
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f you’re a middle aged man with reduced energy and sex drive, your interest may have been piqued recently by “Is It Low T” commercials advertising a topical testosterone gel available through prescription only. Those commercials don’t tell you about potential scary side effects. But there are alternatives to prescription testosterone therapy. Ageless Male is a dietary supplement which claims to boost testosterone levels by up to 61% using a proprietary herbal blend of saw palmetto and astaxanthin. This supplement is endorsed by 56-year-old neurosurgeon Dr. Jacob Rosenstein, who credits Ageless Male for his transformation from blubbery schlub to hunky stud. It’s unclear why a spinal surgeon is an expert in hormone replacement therapy, but your Savvy Shopper is the same age as Dr. Jake and I’d love to be that buff. If you’re suffering through andropause, feeling old and decrepit and wondering if you might have Low T, Ageless Male may worth consideration. Here’s where to find out more about Ageless Male.
Posted in Health, Men, New Products, Video | No Comments »
December 27, 2011 – 9:54 am by Savvy Shopper
If you thought today’s drivers weren’t distracted enough, PhantomAlert is a new smartphone and GPS app that provides yet another reason to pay attention to a small LCD screen on your dash or in your lap instead of the road ahead. The PhantomAlert service acts like a virtual radar detector, promising to alert you to speed traps, speed cameras, red light cameras, DUI checkpoints, traffic jams and more. Works with iPhone, Android, Blackberry, TomTom, Garmin, Magellan and even Mac and Windows PCs. So if your driving style is to speed, run red lights, and drive after drinking, PhantomAlert is a service that might interest you. The rest of us will try to drive responsibly and stay out of your way. Find out more about PhantomAlert.
Posted in Auto, New Products, Video | 1 Comment »
December 20, 2011 – 10:30 am by Savvy Shopper
The push up is the Rodney Dangerfield of exercises. It just doesn’t get any respect. Instead of being valued for its ability to benefit muscle groups throughout the body, it’s often used as sadistic punishment by gym teachers and drill sergeants. The new Push Up Pump exercise machine is on a mission to get the push up the fitness respect it justly deserves.
Push Up Pump aims to supercharge your push up, simultaneously engaging muscles all over your body and achieving an entire core workout in just five minutes a day. Watch the video to see how the three different hand positions provide support and targeted isolation to work your back, shoulders, chest, biceps, arms and calves. Three color-coded resistance cables provide additional resistance as your strength increases. Can Push Up Pump really provide the benefits of a whole room of fitness equipment? Try it for 30 days, risk-free.
Posted in Fitness, Health, New Products, Video | 1 Comment »
December 13, 2011 – 11:48 am by Savvy Shopper
When you’re shopping for comfortable bras, are more always better? First, the Ahh Bra hit the infomercial airwaves promising breakthrough comfort and support due to its stretchy body form technology and strapless, wireless and hookless design. The Ahh Bra is offered in sets of three for one low price. Women found this pitch convincing, and hundreds of thousands of Ahh Bras have been sold.
Whenever an As Seen on TV product is successful, copycats are likely to follow. Next came the Genie Bra, very similar in design to the Ahh Bra, but offering more bras for the same price. Buy three and get three more free– six Genie Bras for the prices of three Ahh Bras.
Now the bra wars have escalated again with the introduction of the Comfortisse Bra. It looks very similar to its predecessors. But the Comfortisse offer is buy three, get six free. That’s nine bras for around $60 plus shipping. Ladies, do you really need nine bras? That’s more than one for each day of the week.
Has anyone bought or reviewed all three comfort bra contenders? Which is more comfortable and supportive? Are nine Comfortisse Bras really a better value than six Genie Bras or three Ahh Bras? Are Comfortisse really the most comfortable bras you’ll ever wear? If you want to find out, here’s where to order Comfortisse Bras.
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December 6, 2011 – 11:14 am by Savvy Shopper
Public spaces were a little more tuneful back in the 1980s. Sure, some music lovers were listening privately with the new Sony Walkman. But the eighties was also the decade of the boombox. Dedicated music lovers made cassette mixtapes from vinyl singles and LPs, hoisted improbably large and loud portable stereos onto their shoulders, then traveled the urban landscape on foot to lovingly share their favorite music whether you wanted to hear it or not. They spent all their disposable income and overflowed landfills with mounds of the D batteries giant boomboxes consumed eight or ten at a time.
Today, you can share your music with the public without dislocating your shoulder, thanks to the new Music Bullet. It’s a tiny portable speaker you can hold in the palm of your hand. Connect it to the headphone jack on your iPod or smartphone, and you’re ready to blast your latest playlist at volumes that might violate some local noise ordinances. Music Bullet has big sound with kickin’ bass, and it’s rechargeable. And you don’t need to carry it around. Set it down on the sidewalk and dance around it. Bring it inside and liven up that boring city council meeting or public restroom. You don’t need a permit to carry the Music Bullet. Here’s where to order.
Posted in Electronics, Music, New Products, Phones, Video | No Comments »
