Kymaro Bust Up Cups are a new and improved version of what used to be known as falsies, pads inserted in a brassiere to create the appearance of larger breasts. I guess times have changed, because the first page of Google results for “falsies” mainly consists of links for Maybelline’s The Falsies mascara. There’s also a band of the same name.
Whatever you call them, Kymaro Bust Up Cups promise to instantly lift and add one or two cup sizes to your bustline, plus they’re breathable, lightweight, waterproof for swimming, and reusable. And ladies, just remember that stuffing a Bust Up Cup inside your bra is a lot cheaper than paying a plastic surgeon to stuff a saline bag inside your boob. Plus, much easier to remove or replace. No scalpel required.
When you’re shopping for comfortable bras, are more always better? First, the Ahh Bra hit the infomercial airwaves promising breakthrough comfort and support due to its stretchy body form technology and strapless, wireless and hookless design. The Ahh Bra is offered in sets of three for one low price. Women found this pitch convincing, and hundreds of thousands of Ahh Bras have been sold.
Whenever an As Seen on TV product is successful, copycats are likely to follow. Next came the Genie Bra, very similar in design to the Ahh Bra, but offering more bras for the same price. Buy three and get three more free– six Genie Bras for the prices of three Ahh Bras.
Now the bra wars have escalated again with the introduction of the Comfortisse Bra. It looks very similar to its predecessors. But the Comfortisse offer is buy three, get six free. That’s nine bras for around $60 plus shipping. Ladies, do you really need nine bras? That’s more than one for each day of the week.
Has anyone bought or reviewed all three comfort bra contenders? Which is more comfortable and supportive? Are nine Comfortisse Bras really a better value than six Genie Bras or three Ahh Bras? Are Comfortisse really the most comfortable bras you’ll ever wear? If you want to find out, here’s where to order Comfortisse Bras.
SlimTs Men’s Body Shaping Tank Top claims you’ll instantly look pounds thinner and inches smaller without dieting or exercise. Even if you could tighten your waistline and trim down your love handles with this miraculous man girdle, would it be morally right? I mean, what is The American Man coming too? Would Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier have worn a SlimT under his buckskin shirt? Would Commander Neil Armstrong have worn a SlimT under his space suit when he took his first step on the lunar surface? Sure, they say that the Spandex-blend SlimT is not constricting, won’t raise body temperature and fits under all your regular clothing, but isn’t it cheating to forego diets, exercise and that yearly gym membership? I suppose you could just say that the twelve firming panels are a support for your back, or maybe a posture helper, but… well, I’m just sayin’.
Bare Lifts is the wildly popular invisible bra solution marketed by As Seen on TV titan Telebrands. They can be worn with any outfit, dress or swimwear for what the Bare Lifts website claims is a “naturally perky look.” Your Savvy Shopper has no beef with this product. As an avid admirer of feminine pulchritude, I love perky. However, this infomercial creeps me out every time because of what’s been done in post-production to make it SFW and SFBABC*. The nipples have been digitally removed from the model when she demonstrates how Bare Lifts are worn. It makes her look like an android or a living mannequin. Just sayin’.
Kymaro Bust Up Cups are a new and improved version of what used to be known as falsies, pads inserted in a brassiere to create the appearance of larger breasts. I guess times have changed, because the first page of Google results for “falsies” mainly consists of links for Maybelline’s The Falsies mascara. There’s also a band of the same name.
