I’m not into feather hair extensions. The last time I had feathers in my hair, it was because I slept on a ripped pillowcase. Incredibly, it’s possible the root of this hair fashion trend is sexy senior citizen world’s oldest androgynous teenager Steven Tyler. The Aerosmith frontman often sported a feather in his hair while judging the past season of American Idol. So dude looks like a crazy bird lady on national TV, and suddenly hair salons all over the country are charging big bucks to weave feathers into your hair. But just like perms and hair color, women and girls of modest means want a cheaper way to do it at home.
Enter Snap-On Feathers, the clip-on version of feather extensions, as endorsed by teen pop sensation Carishma (not pictured here). Actually, I’m not familiar with Carishma, and she’s probably not all that successful if she’s appearing in a low budget As Seen on TV commercial. But even if she’s not a sensation, she does look sensational. Plus, her song “Glow in the Dark” sounds a lot like a Britney Spears track I heard a while back when I accidentally wandered into H&M. So she’s got that going for her.
Anyway, I’d much rather have bird feathers in my hair than bird poop. If you think this fowl look is fair, here’s where to order Snap-On Feathers.
Jennifer Nicole Lee is an amazing woman with an inspiring story. After ballooning to 200 pounds as a young mother of two, Jennifer got into shape, lost 70 pounds, and was crowned Miss Bikini America in 2005. She has since produced an avalanche of fitness books and DVDs, and most famously appeared as the spokesperson for Ab Circle Pro.
Her latest endorsement is for Chest Magic, a fitness machine that first appeared on Discovery Channel’s Pitchmen. If you watch the segment, you’ll see how effective Chest Magic is for both men and women. It combines the benefits of the chest fly and pushup in one smooth U-shaped motion, targeting your entire upper body, even your abs. Order Chest Magic today, because you won’t develop your chest with rest.
Some folks call it BILLY MAYS MEMORIAL CAPS LOCK DAY, some call it BILLY MAYS REMEMBRANCE DAY, but we all TYPE IN CAPS TO HONOR BILLY’S UNIQUE PITCHING STYLE. LOVE IT OR HATE IT, PUMP UP THE VOLUME OR HIT THE MUTE BUTTON, WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT BILLY MAYS CONVINCED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO BUY THE PRODUCTS HE PITCHED. HE WAS A FULL-VOLUME PITCHMAN, AND A STAND-UP GUY, AND THAT’S WHY TODAY WE SHOUT OUT IN ALL CAPS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE: LINKS IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS REMEMBRANCE DAY:
Anthony “Sully” Sullivan, star of Discovery Channel’s hit TV reality show PitchMen, has launched the Sully Store, a new webstore featuring products that are “Sully Approved.” According to the website,
“Anthony Sullivan approves only the highest quality, innovative and value-added products available today. Look for the Sully Approved logo to know you are getting the best possible product at the best price.
The Sully Store bills itself as “Your source for the best and most innovative As Seen on TV Products. Offers available at the Sully Store include Cold Fire, Ba’Noodle, Omni DualSaw EZStringer, Fridge Locker, Grill Glove, HexLight, Jupiter Jack, Mighty Thirsty, ShaveMate, Smart Mop and the Tater Tornado. Look for more products to follow.
Dr. Drew Pinsky, the celebrity doctor who talks sex on Loveline and helps the Z-list get sober on VH1 Celebrity Rehab, wants you to keep your prescription drugs locked up safely. Not in a locked cabinet, drawer or safe, but in the Rx Locker, a small plastic box with room for four bottles of pills, secured by a combination lock. If you have reason to worry that your kids will access and abuse your medications, is this the product you would choose to secure them? Dr. Drew hopes so. Maybe you’ll be convinced when you see the Rx Locker featured on Pitchmen (September 2).
Wow, Joan Rivers is on a roll – not satisfied with just making our legs look perfect, she’s launched Joan Rivers Great Hair Day fill-in powder to give us instantly thicker, fuller hair. Waterproof, sweat-proof, but easy to shampoo out, you can also use it to cover roots between salon visits. It’s available in 5 different shades to match anyone’s color and the professional-quality 2-in-1 Applicator is a no-brainer to use. Great Hair Day works for men as well as women – bald spots, be gone!
It seems Joan Rivers Beauty is on a mission to restore, renew and rebuild every area of the body. Next, Joan’s working on a foot cream so she can say she’s got you covered, head to toe. Wonder how she found the time to star in a new documentary film? The Chinese say this is the Year of the Tiger, but Joan’s making it the Year of the Cougar – rawr!!!
The response to Joan Rivers’ Right to Bare Legs has been nothing short of amazing. In just a week, this revolutionary leg makeup has become the hottest product on As Seen On TV Video. I guess women everywhere want to feel sexy and confident showing off their legs this summer in shorts, dresses, skirts, bathing suits, culottes, skorts, or nothing at all. They want to easily and inexpensively achieve the smooth, sexy, airbrushed look they see on celebrities and supermodels, without spending big bucks at spas or salons. They want to flawlessly cover bruises, spider veins, even tattoos. Plus, they trust that Joan Rivers would not endorse a beauty product unless it really worked as described.
It may not be in the Constitution, but it’s still your unalienable right to bare your legs without bearing embarrassment. Wear the leg-baring outfits you love this summer. Visit the Official Right to Bare Legs website. See the results and read the reviews of this amazing corrective cover-up.
As a man, your Savvy Shopper may not be using this product, but I sure do like to review the results. If it’s your right to bare ‘em, it’s my right to look (as long as my wife doesn’t catch me in the act).
With the introducton of The Celebrity Styler rotating hair styling iron, your Savvy Shopper welcomes socialite, sex tape star, reality TV personality, singer, actress and drunk driver Paris Hilton to the world of infomercials and direct marketing. Best of luck to you in your new endeavor.
I’m not into feather hair extensions. The last time I had feathers in my hair, it was because I slept on a ripped pillowcase. Incredibly, it’s possible the root of this hair fashion trend is 
