My car has a blind spot where I cannot see
The autos and trucks in the lane next to me
I start to move over, I think the way’s clear
But is that the sound of honking I hear?
Now in my rear view I suddenly see
A quite angry driver in a red SUV
He flips me the bird while he froths at the mouth
Because I didn’t see him and so cut him off
His face is quite red, I’m afraid he’ll explode
Consumed as he is with his rage of the road
I must solve this problem for once and for all
So the Total View Mirror on my car I’ll install
The concave design ensures I’ll always see
Each Mini, each semi, each red SUV.
So it’s finally Saturday. You’re tired and feeling completely unmotivated. But your spouse hints you should be doing something useful around the house. This is a perfect time to get out the garden hose and attach the Water Jet, an attachment that instantly turns your ordinary garden hose into a high-pressure sprayer without using any gas or electricity. Spray the sidewalk, driveway, house, car, lawn gnomes, or whatever. It looks like you’re busy! You can even do it while sitting in a lawn chair. Maybe even a hammock.
How many more as yet unseen Billy Mays products/infomercials are in the pipeline? I was previously unaware of this auto accessory: the MaxGrip Dash Tray. It seems kind of strange to see this debuting now, since I just noticed that Billy has been removed from the Jupiter Jack spot. I’m wonderin’ why that decision was made.
So who buys the majority of car care products? Men, I’m guessing. At least that’s what DRTV marketers think, based upon commercials like this one for the Wash Wizard. How do you get men to pay attention to your product? Show it demonstrated by women in bikinis, that’s how! It’s strange, however, that once your attention has been grabbed, the bikini girls are gone and never reappear.
